Saturday, November 24, 2018

Enchanted

Goa government is asking its farmers to experiment with cosmic farming. Chant the vedic mantras for 20 days for better results. My first thought was Goa!!? Of course it's the fault of my prejudiced and ignorant brain which thinks Goa is made only of beaches and tourists(excluding me). But yes, Goa has farmlands and politicians too. Nevertheless, I wish they had rather experimented this on the endangered farmlands of Punjab. May be they'll soon also market it as some sort of disaster tourism or something.

Such news makes me angry. Angry that no distopian novel predicted such absurdity and that doomsday predictions couldn't be more specific. But I must admit that the idea is rather novel; I would've thought they were more useful with people, like the warring chiefs of CBI or the dirty-linen-washing RBI governors...

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